July 2012
35 posts
normal people vs ed sheeran
Normal people: Im crying because I really miss you.
Ed: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: oh stop, you're making me blush!
Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
Normal people: were spooning
Ed: were resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: will you marry me?
Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
